Angry Jogger

I ran 22 miles last week. Normally I’d consider that pretty shit compared to what I’m used to doing but I’m just happy I recorded something after a shitty December. I made the decision...

I’m fucking annoyed with myself. Even though I ran 7.4 miles today I’ve been eating like a cunt. I woke up this morning and had a baguette. Then a packet of popcorn. And finally a...

I ran for the first time in 2015 this morning at and it was nice even if the weather was shitty. I did 8 miles around Banbury Reservoir into Walthamstow and back around Tottenham...

I bought new running shoes today in Sweatshop. I went to Sportsdirect to start with but that place is hell on earth. All of the staff look suicidal. I think the owner Mike Ashley...

I’m going back to London later today and I’m feeling quite sad and I don’t know why. I’ve enjoyed being back in Northern Ireland for the holidays but I really need to get the year started...

24th December – Get into festive mood. Watch Elf. Eat all the mince pies. Be merry, Have a drink. One drink becomes 10. Fuck it! Who cares. It’s Christmas. Let’s watch more Christmas movies...

After swearing for a long time that I’d never make any New Year resolutions, I’ve decided to do things a little differently this year.  Here are my resolutions for 2015. Not all of them...

If you’re starting out to lose weight at this time of the year then you’ve probably been told that you need to make a lifestyle change in order to succeed otherwise your attempts are...

Are you a cynical old running cunt who hates the idea of making and breaking New Year’s Resolutions? Here are a few alternative promises you can keep to help make 2015 your best year yet. All...

Today I weighed myself for the first time in a few weeks and I’ve gained again. It’s only 2 pounds but I’m going completely in the wrong direction at the moment. All this week...

Hi there you. Please don’t read this blog post if you’re looking for inspiration. It’s another whine from me born from frustration. I am sick of being a lazy, fat, overwhelmed bastard. For the...

Jingle bells. Advent calendar themed runs. Nostalgia. The season of goodwill. Del Boy falling through the bar in Only Fools And Horses. Your drunken aunt sexually harassing me with baffling racial slurs conveyed via the...

The idea of crowd funding Angry Jogger was born from desperation. When I went into work on the 5th January 2014 and experienced that dreadful panic attack it seemed as if I’d exhausted all...

I’m so frustrated at the minute. I didn’t run at all last week thanks to my foot, but the truth is I could have ran today but didn’t as I’m a lazy cunt. I...