Angry Jogger

It all started about a month ago when I decided I couldn’t keep hiding myself away in my house. I tried walking into London but took a wrong turn at Wood Green and ended up...

Fucking hell. It’s only the 1st March and I’ve already ran more miles than I did in February! Today I did a fucking half marathon. It was my slowest ever half marathon by some...

Today was another day that happened. I walked 5 miles in the morning. Then I went to Wood Green and had a dinner of 4 eggs, 2 sausages and 2 bits of bacon. Quite...

Another good day today and a great walk. I walked from North Tottenham to Oxford Street in the West End which is apparently about 9 miles going by the route I used. I started...

Today was another good day. It started off really shit. Went to Superdrug to buy some supplements in case my cock drops off with this high fat diet. This woman was in the queue...

Today marked my year anniversary in London and I spent the day walking down to Stratford and the Olympic Village. The highlight of the walk was in Stamford Hill when a Jewish man had...

Hello everyone. I’m back. I’ve been going through an odd spell recently. Not exactly a bad one. But a little turbulent. I haven’t been posting here as I haven’t been running outside. I’ve been...

I ran 22 miles last week. Normally I’d consider that pretty shit compared to what I’m used to doing but I’m just happy I recorded something after a shitty December. I made the decision...

I’m fucking annoyed with myself. Even though I ran 7.4 miles today I’ve been eating like a cunt. I woke up this morning and had a baguette. Then a packet of popcorn. And finally a...

I ran for the first time in 2015 this morning at and it was nice even if the weather was shitty. I did 8 miles around Banbury Reservoir into Walthamstow and back around Tottenham...

I bought new running shoes today in Sweatshop. I went to Sportsdirect to start with but that place is hell on earth. All of the staff look suicidal. I think the owner Mike Ashley...

I’m going back to London later today and I’m feeling quite sad and I don’t know why. I’ve enjoyed being back in Northern Ireland for the holidays but I really need to get the year started...

24th December – Get into festive mood. Watch Elf. Eat all the mince pies. Be merry, Have a drink. One drink becomes 10. Fuck it! Who cares. It’s Christmas. Let’s watch more Christmas movies...

After swearing for a long time that I’d never make any New Year resolutions, I’ve decided to do things a little differently this year.  Here are my resolutions for 2015. Not all of them...