Storm Imminent
Hey cunts,
Lovely weather tonight for my plod around the block but I don’t think it’s gonna last. This bastard is barrelling down on us and all the schools are closed tomorrow. If the pizza place down the street is closed I’m gonna be very upset.
The last true hurricane we had sadly died 7 years ago. Here are some of his best bits. If you don’t hear from me for a while, call the coastguard. Place some Cheestrings in the Irish Sea and hope for the best.
