A Meditation On Running And Needing To Go To The Toilet For A Poo.

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4 Responses

  1. Diane says:

    Have to disagree ,for me one of the best things about running is the very regular bowel movements.Before running was a constipated couch potato with a bloated stomach.

  2. Anita says:

    Finally someone with the same problem! I dread going for longer runs because of it. What can I do?? Thanks for posting this!

  3. Bronte says:

    LMFAO This is one of the funniest things I have read and refreshing to know that other people have this problem. Great read.

  4. Marc says:

    happened to me on every run for about a week last year, i’ve no idea why it started or stopped happening, this included a half marathon.
    From mile 8 i was in agony, the toilets at mile 10 were on the horizon and i happened to glance my garmin, 2 mins ahead of PB time (possibly caused by my need to evacuate my insides, as fast as i could) … i can make 3 more miles? i ran past and regretted it almost immediately, the last 3 miles were misserable pain, I finished a full 74 seconds faster than my previous PB, and snatched the medal off the young boy scout who was handing them out, i snatched it like a baton in the 4x100m olympic relay final, and after 13.1 miles i accelerated to a sprint as i saw the porta-loo’s at the end of the road, where ..upon reaching them i did a pretty accurate re-enactment of the dumb and dumber laxitives scene, It was more satisfying than smashing my best half marathon time.

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