My Alli Diet Pill Horror Story – When My Bowels Failed Me After 4 Pints Of Guinness.

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16 Responses

  1. Anonymous says:

    I don’t even know how I stumbled upon this…but it had me in tears.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Love this!

  3. Anonymous says:

    I had tears rolling down my face, from laughing. It’s so true!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Hysterical thank you!

  5. Anonymous says:

    In bed reading dis tears rolls down my face and the whole bed shaking and my poor husband try to sleep

  6. Grace says:

    holy crap. Reading your latest post, and this post was “recommended” below it. Thank you for making me laugh out loud today.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Hilarious!!! And so true!

  8. Stacy says:

    Too freaking funny. At my job laughing out loud

  9. Sweetj says:

    Wow.what a Feeling. That is true when u eat some fried it will do u like that as well.

  10. Leanne says:

    I’m taking alli at the moment. I feel your pain. I’ve only been on them for 2days. I thought they wasn’t working.
    But I’m that bad at the moment, I’m scared of laughing at this incase i shit the bed.

  11. Anonymous says:

    buttered your cheeks omg funny stuff

  12. Sherri says:

    Lol I know the feeling! I took Alli 2012 and I remember when I driving and I passed gas so I didn’t think anything of it until you stomach stated hurting and I passed gas again and it was a warm feeling so I thought I shitted on and I passed gas again and felt warmness again and my ass wet between my ass cheeks so I started flying all fast and squeezing my ass cheeks together saying oh lord oh lord please say I ain’t about to shit on myself so I was flying cussing other drivers out telling them to move out my way like they could here me so I finally passed a Denny’s I most of hurried up park my car got up my ass out of the car squeezing my ass cheeks together hurry up and got into Denny’s and ask the person in the front where the restroom was and young lady pointed that way had me squeezing my butt icheeks together in front of her in customers looking at me walking all fast to the rest room got to the restroom in got into one of the toilet hurried up lock the door put one of those toilet Procter’s on the toilet hurry up pulled down my pants and when I pulled down my pants i
    had this oily kind of orange looking stuff all on my panties and I hurried up and set down on the toilet thought I had to shit put it was that kind of orange looking stuff that came out and I’m like what the hell is going on so I had to take my pants off so I can take my panties off and rolled them up I’m throw them away so I put my pants back on after I wiped myself off flush the toilet then wash my hands hoping that know one was still waiting to be sitted and that young lady was standing there so I came out and just my luck they all was still there so as I walked passed them all eyes where all on me so I just walk my happy greasy ass on out that door smiling and got to my car and drove off and never look back… Lol so that was my experience with alli

  13. Shawn says:

    Thank you for sharing your story!! I know at the time you were probably horrified!!

  14. Pattie says:

    I haven’t laughed this much in ages, I know this is an old post but trust me- Alli still does this I treated myself to a bit of pizza last night, never again!
    Im finding Alli useful because I can’t exercise properly due to health reasons, but essentially I think the reason it works is because bad foods arent even worth the hassle when you’re on the pills

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