I Didn’t Run Today But I Did Buy Pasta, Vaseline and Bodyglide (And Not For A Kinky Night In)

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  1. “It’s such bullshit as there is only ever gonna be one you and that’s the one sitting here right now.” Quite possible that truer words were never spoken…

  2. Miranda says:

    “I’m maybe a little more mature and can handle things better but I’m still the same fucking Cheese whore.” Yup. Sounds like me. Looooove cheese. Mexican queso. I definitely have a brighter outlook 75-ish lbs. thinner. The only thing worse than being an overweight man is being an overweight woman. 😉 You’ll just have to trust me on that.

    Are you wearing cotton shirts? Might be contributing to the nip rub.

  3. Matt says:

    Normally I’m OK with Cotton shirts Miranda. I think it’s because I’ve been trying to run faster recently and my body is not used to the motion!

    Ah the good thing about being overweight regardless of your gender is that it tends to leave you deeply cynical!

  4. Zev says:

    “You’ll always see through the same pair of eyes.”

    I like this. I may have to use it.

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