How I Survived The Tube Strike RUN!
Hey cunts, hope all is well. Remember how I was telling you I was gonna run commute to work? Well it happened.
I ran all the fucking way.
I had to slow down to a crawl to cross Green Lanes at Turnpike Lane whilst the street lights were still green but I made it.
I encountered the usual mix of amused bystanders, ignorant cunts with earphones in and likely lads.
A likely lad.
One such cunt was standing at a bus stop in West Green and he started smirking and bobbing up and down recklessly to impersonate my shitty running style. I made eye contact and smiled at him but inwardly I was thinking ‘If I see that you got decapitated by a Stagecoach on the evening news, then this will be a good day for Britain. Fuck you and die. Cunt.”
After work I went up to Highgate in North London for dinner. Dinner involved food and not furniture. It tasted yummy. In my belly. My belly next to my bumhole. What they don’t tell you in restaurants is that the food they sell you will only stay in your body for 3 days at the most. And then you have to buy your own toilet paper to deal with the aftermath. It’s fucking political correctness gone mad and then gay and then back again.
Anyway I must have expended at least 1000 calories climbing that hill but it was worthwhile. Highgate on a mid July night reminds me more of Belgium or the Netherlands than shitty smoky London. It’s lovely. From Highgate Hill you can see the rest of shitty smoky London and the distance gives you space to breathe.
Today was one of those days that really went well. I thought the tube strike would make everything difficult but it opened up a new type of day full of sunshine, good mood and hills.
I’m finally feeling so much better about life.
It’s as if a hole has been burned through my depressive fug and I finally feel human again. Not human enough to go to Long Tall Sally for a summer dress to drink Pimms in. But human enough to actually feel.
209 miles ran last month and who knows how many this month?
But who really cares whilst this good shit still continues!