Happy Meal, DICK.
I don’t know why I even go on Facebook. It just annoys me. I mean this is actually considered to be ‘world news’. Some self righteous arsehole with an agenda out to shock the world with the ‘exclusive’ that McDonalds food is shit.
Newsflash – we know. We had that fucking cunt Spurlock tell us about that years ago. We know that McDonalds feed their cows their own shit. What’s new?
So if a food contains preservatives that automatically makes it unhealthy? Maybe it does. But when people like you post shit like this I want to go to McDonalds, buy 25,000 chicken nuggets and bite into them pretending it’s your mushy fucking head.
I don’t need to be told what to eat. Or what real food is. I hate bourgeois hippies who insist that ‘real food’ is fucking celery or any of the other 5 SUPERFOODS that they arbitrarily like. You can’t atone for your white middle-class guilt by shoving kale down your head you daft bastard.
Who in their right fucking mind buys food only to leave it around public spaces decomposing? You’re like a fast food Dennis Nilsen for the 21st century.
I thought I was being inconsiderate by eating blocks of cheese for breakfast. Maybe there’s hope for me yet in this awful fucking planet.