So I was bored last night and decided to put together a very complicated calculator that will tell you when you will die as a runner, how it will happen and how shit-hot runners like Usain Bolt will actually react to your death.
Below is an example of the sorta crap the calculator spits out.
My death as an Angry Jogger.
So why did I put this together?
Well I’m bored of being overly serious all of the time on this blog. I can’t be bothered talking about my pace, distance or times at the moment.
I just want to have some fucking fun.
And putting together a calculator that tells you when you’re gonna die as a runner is my idea of fun at the moment.
Well I guess it takes all kinds to make the world.
Anyway, I hope you find the calculator fun and please don’t take the results of it too seriously.
by Matt the Angry Jogger
Angry Jogger loves running to lose and maintain his weight. He started running as an obese man and is now only overweight at 200lbs. He started off at 280lbs.