A Love Letter To Every Dog Owner Who Lets Their Dog Off The Leash.

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8 Responses

  1. Anonymous says:

    I love dogs. Like LOVE LOVE LOVE dogs. But this is my biggest pet peeve EVER. I keep my dogs on a leash. Every single walk I go on, I encounter some asshat with his/her dog offleash. Their dog comes charging up to me and my dogs, circling usually hackles raised, while the owner shouts, “HE’S FRIENDLY”. Oh yeah, that’s why every fucking hair on his body is standing up. And maybe my dog isn’t, and doesn’t want your dog halfway up his asshole. I really, really hate these people.

    • Anonymous says:

      Bollocks.. Im a runner and a dog owner. Dogs are supposed to be off the lead. How would you like to be dragged around all day by your neck? I’m guessing you wouldn’t, neither do they. What they DO want to be doing is running around enjoying life.. sound familiar? Most dogs wouldn’t hurt fly, however when you get ultra nervous freak humans who act weirdly around them, they obviously sense it and no doubt think to themselves why is this human being so jumpy? perhaps I should be on my guard? I would liken it to running through an underpass and you see some guy in hood acting suspicious, you might be a little nervous too.

      In summary.. the dog isn’t the problem.

  2. Richard Wall says:

    Stop the “anonymous” posts you cowards! There are bad dogs just as there are bad people, and some dogs will bite you if they are not restrained. This might be the fault of the owner, if they haven’t trained the dog correctly, but it’s still the dog that bites you. I love dogs too, but dumb ass owners need to keep their dogs on a leash. Matt you are absolutely correct on this one. Keep up the great posts, and Merry Christmas you bastard!

  3. Kat says:

    I’m with you on this…..I can just about live with those owners who call their dogs back and hold them but I hate dogs running free. I realize that dogs get twitchy and so always walk past them but I do wish more people would keep their animals under control

  4. doghater says:

    dogs can fuck right off. I don’t care how friendly your dog is, if it hassles me imma stab it right in the throat.

  5. Dog Lover says:

    First of all I shag dogs. my mother is a k9. My father is a k9. No one likes you either you dumb cunt. Almost all dogs are fine, & the few that do bite are rarely unprovoked. I met plenty of dogs every day & NONE have ever shown aggression. Its because you’re a massive fucking whimp, thats the problem.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Man’s best friend? Nah more like wanker’s best friend. It’s sometimes hard to tell who has the higher IQ, the dog or it’s obnoxious chavvy master. Look, dogs are pack animals, they need to know where they stand in the pecking order, confusion can make dogs dangerous and unpredictable.
    Dog owners should need a license, and should only get one after passing a training course. Any pea brained moron can own a dog and have them running around all over the place uncontrollably, it beggars belief!

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