6 Mile Run In Training At A Time Of 61 Minutes – 900 Calories Burned And Another 6 Weight Watchers Activity Points.
It’s only Day 2 of Juneathon and I’m already having difficulties with Weight Watchers.
At about 12:01am last night (or this morning) my incessant hunger got the better of me and I downed 2 packets of Tayto Smoky Bacon Crisps (4 Weight Watchers points each), a Cadbury Hazelnut Whirl Ice Cream (8 points) and a Fruit Pastile Ice Lolly (2 points).
I start today on a handicap of 17 points. Not good.
On a positive note today’s run went even better than yesterday’s. 6 miles at close to a 10 minute mile pace.
Well I lie. I did most of it at a 10:30min/mile pace and then did the last mile at a 9 minute mile.
At mile 2 some dickhead screamed ‘BLOCKHEAD!’ out of the passenger window of his friend’s/boyfriend’s (shit) car.
Yes. I have a big head.
I cannot do anything about it. People used to call me Frankenstein in school because of the size of it. But they are/were dicks.
When dickheads shout shit at me in the streets I just lap it up and use it to fan the flames of hate burning within.
Before I would have sped up and lost my pacing altogether but nowadays I store it in my ‘hump of hate’ to quote Bill Hicks.
When I feel like stopping, I draw from the hump of hate and keep going. It’s the one thing I can do to prove that I am above those directionless twats.
I will stop being angry now and go and get something out of the fridge that will make following Weight Watchers even harder for myself today.
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