12 Reasons Why Runners Are So Annoying To Normal People

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6 Responses

  1. Anonymous says:

    This is amazing. Thank you!!

  2. fisher says:

    -> 11 <-
    Since the pain is self-inflicted, it's more the definition of masochism (deriving pleasure from one's own pain), not sadism (pleasure from someone else's pain).
    Otherwise… the rest is spot-on to this non-runner!
    buncha crazy fools

  3. Brujo says:

    This is perfect and HONEST.

    The “I’m an athlete so what are you?” attitude is an extension of cafeteria table social organization… i.e. the jocks are cool and the nerds suck. Skinny fit people are better human beings. Blah blah blah.

    THIS post tells the truth. Those jock types aren’t better people. In fact they are, in many ways, examples of how NOT to be as a good human being.

    Obsession, cruelty to others b/c you don’t think or believe as they do; narcissism (those STUPID 26.2 or 13.1 stickers on the backs of their cars).

    Not to mention the Facebook posts and BORING stories about…. running.

    Are they going to regret their lives when they are on their death beds?

    My LEAST favorite part about runners, and bikers for that matter, is how they just jump in front of traffic when they feel like it.

    I want to attach a basket to my car with a scoop that scoops them up so I can drive them to Bartertown in Mad Max world and Tina Turner can throw them all into the ring with Master Blaster who will then tear their limbs off, eat them, poo them out and then wipe their butts with their stupid running and biker clothes. They will all be left paraplegic with no chance to put motorists and their children’s lives at risk ever again.

    Ahhhh that would be a great day indeed for America….

  4. Anonymous says:

    I think it’s because y’all can’t stop talking about running.

  1. October 5, 2017

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